The Lazy Spot

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN

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pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

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pleatedjeans:

18 College Professors Who Clearly Have a Sense of Humor

• Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
• America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
• Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
• England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
• New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
• The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
• France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
• China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
• Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
• Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
• Spain: The kid that excels at PE but pretty much fails everything else

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fireflufferz:

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andrewhussiesbosom:

[9th grade voice] ugh 8th graders

[8th grade voice] ugh 7th graders

[7th grade voice] ugh 6th graders

[6th grade voice] haha ‘penis’

[5th grade voice] *gasp* you said penis

[College voice] haha ‘penis’

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researchinprogress:

by Idafen SP

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pleatedjeans:

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9gag:

I hate this kind of multiple choice question.

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