Where procrastinators postpone to go.

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startariott:

Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit” 

startariott:

Lmao “just because drunk people drop shit” 

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askboggle:

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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theavc:

Parks And Recreation’s fake game Cones Of Dunshire is now a real game (kind of). Remember, it’s all about the cones. Never forget that.

theavc:

Parks And Recreation’s fake game Cones Of Dunshire is now a real game (kind of). Remember, it’s all about the cones. Never forget that.

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avoxia:

i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run

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Just tell them you’ll give the sticker to whichever group does a better job of helping us win.

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sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

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huffingtonpost:

Spanish phrases that literally make no sense.

Find out what they mean here.

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catsbeaversandducks:

Saving just one pet won’t change the world, but the world will change for that one pet.

Shelter Stories by ©MuttsComics - Patrick McDonnell

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